August 2012
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aquus:
fool me once shame on you fool me twice youre an asshole stop doing that
July 2012
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Interviewer: How would you describe Dave Grohl?
Kurt Cobain: Dave is in really good shape although he smokes two packs of cigarettes a day.
Interviewer: Krist Novoselic?
Kurt Cobain: Krist is the horror of the stars. He has no shame whatsoever in carousing with the likes of Winona Ryder & Johnny Deppe.
Interviewer: And Kurt Cobain?
Kurt Cobain: Fuck him, he complains too much.
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imawanchor:
today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at half one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
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trapgods:
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
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私の上に小便クソは私に小便
piss on me fucking piss on me
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catholicnun:
i want to talk to you but im ugly
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imthedad:
fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
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nekodads:
how to kiss
put your mouth on their mouth
start screaming into their mouth until you pass out
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nissanissas:
when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
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past me: cries about boys not kissing me
present me: cries about boys not kissing each other
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